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What'll I do when you're a bum?

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We should give Dorian a key.

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Dorian's in Zurich with Marcus.

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Well, who's that, then?

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I don't know what's wrong with my X -ray
vision.

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I think I'd better see a doctor.

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No need for sarcasm, thank you very
much.

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Who's the man?

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Well, ask him what he wants.

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Well, it's late.

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Could be a rapist or something.

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It's not late. It's just gone half past
eight.

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Oh, what are you saying?

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Rapists don't clock on till ten, is that
it?

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Answer the door, Sharon.

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Oh, you answer it.

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I can't answer it in me pyjamas.

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If it is a rapist, the judge will blame
me.

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Assistant, aren't they?

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Well, he's seen you now, hasn't he?

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Go and answer the door and leave the
chain on. And if he does attack you, you

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keep him busy while I escape out the
back.

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Sarky care.

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sorry to trouble you. I wondered if I
could have some water.

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Water? Yes, my radiator.

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Sprang a leak.

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I mean, I fixed it.

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I need to replace the water I left.

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Oh, uh, a jugful would be enough.

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That'd be great, yeah, thank you. Hang
on.

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Sister's just getting you water.

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Thank you very much.

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I couldn't possibly use your loo, could
I? In case of the most urgent need.

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Otherwise, I wouldn't ask.

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Of course you can. Thank you.

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Straight ahead.

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Are you mad?

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He's all right.

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Anyway, if he needs water for his engine
and his colt shop, why don't he just do

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a jimmy in his radiator, eh?

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Kill two birds with one stone.

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He's all right.

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You can tell.

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He's nicely spoken, well -dressed.

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Oh, right.

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And if he was a rapist, he'd have it
written on his front, wouldn't he?

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Save confusing people.

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Or a striped jersey and a big bag marked
Swag so we'd know he was a burglar.

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You'd be paranoid, Shell.

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Thank you.

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Here's your water. Ah.

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Right, I'll bring the jug back in a sec.
Thanks very much.

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OK.

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Nice, isn't he?

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Yeah, for a rapist.

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Well, this wine's all gone.

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What do you mean it's all gone?

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You drank it.

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I don't know, they just don't last like
they used to.

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Any good?

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Afraid not.

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Went straight through?

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Yeah, I know what you mean, mate.

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I couldn't possibly use your phone to
ring the AA, could I? Yeah, help

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Thank you very much. I know someone else
who should phone the AA.

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Would you like a glass of wine?

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Well, I'm driving.

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I hope.

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But, yeah, a small one, yes. Thank you
very much, very kind.

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Where are you going?

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I forgot to feed Godzilla.

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She shouldn't have gone on about Dorian
like that, saying she's sex -mad.

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Well, she is. No, she ain't. Oh, of
course she ain't.

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Oliver reads T -Total, Imelda Marcos
likes going barefoot, and Cyril Smith's

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anorexic.

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Look, what I mean is, she is keen on
younger men, and she ain't faithful to

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Marcus, but she's not man -mad.

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Oh, is she?

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Well, what is she then, Trace?

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Dead keen on bedroom ceilings, is she?

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A plasterwork freak, is that it? Look, I
just reckon you're out of all the

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slagging door enough like that to
someone we hardly know.

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I mean, I don't know why it was so
interesting in the first place.

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What are you doing tomorrow, then?

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Going to visit Chris, actually.

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What, in prison?

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Well, he's hardly likely to come round
here, is he?

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Yes, in prison.

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Well, why? What's brought this on?

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Oh, I don't know. I see this problem
about prisons the other night.

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You know, three to a cell, no privacy,
slopping out.

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I just started to feel sorry for him.

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That's why I'm going to see him.

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It's going to be difficult, though, just
sitting there talking to each other.

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Never used to do that when we were
married.

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Well, cheese and onion. I hate them.

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I know.

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Look, I'm a bit worried.

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What about? Well, we've got this new
geezer in our cell, Graham.

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Yeah? Well, she, er... Well, three of us
in her little cell, all day, nothing to

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do. You talk a lot.

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Well, you would, yeah.

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I mean, three men, together.

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Look,

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you can imagine what we talk about.

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Yeah, same as what women talk about.

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Eh? Oh, yeah.

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Well, I suppose they do.

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Only men, you know.

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Men.

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Well, they go into detail.

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Yeah, like women do. You know.

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Things.

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Yeah. Just things.

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What do you talk about?

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In fact, to tell you the truth, Chris,
that's all we do talk about. In great

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detail. What?

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You mean, er... You know.

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That's all right.

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Gordon Bennett.

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So, what's this bloke Graham going on
about, then? Oh, asking about all the

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different ways you do it.

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Oh.

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Not a lot to talk about in your case,
then.

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He's just talking like you do, you know.

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Who with, how often, what you do, what
you'd like to do.

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Yeah, so?

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Well, then, all of a sudden, he starts
getting personal.

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What, he tried to own with you?

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No, not that.

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No, he started talking about money.

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Asking all sorts of questions.

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All sorts.

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Just like being down in Nick.

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I reckon he's a DA.

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DA? DA. You know, what I'm saying.

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DA. Oh,

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yeah, yeah, right.

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Or a spy.

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They use them in prison, you know.

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Yeah. To find out about, well, if you
know anything that's going down.

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If you've got cash stowed away.

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Do they? Oh, yeah.

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Inside and outside prison.

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So, uh, if anyone starts asking you
anything, or if the police start asking

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any questions... Police?

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No. All I'm saying, if they did, you
know, if anyone asked you anything,

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anything at all, you don't know nothing,
right?

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I don't know nothing.

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Oh, well, there you are then, no
problem.

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What is there to know? Nothing, nothing.

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What could I know?

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Nothing.

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Only Daryl and me being in the same job.

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Yeah, so?

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So, I don't want to let him down.

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Well, how could you let him down?

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Look, all I'm saying, I don't know all
of Daryl's financial arrangements, do I?

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No, so?

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So, I just don't want to arouse
suspicions. What suspicions? Nothing!

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Nothing.

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Look, just drop it, will you? Drop what?
I don't know what you're on about.

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Look, nothing!

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Look, it's just doing me head in being
banged up next to a grass.

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I keep thinking I may have said
something which could lead to something

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done I don't know nothing about.

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That's all.

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Are you sure they're you spies?

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Yeah, of course.

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Why?

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You been talking to anyone?

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You'd be daft.

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Of course not.

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I just been bought a posh lunch.

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Have you? Who by?

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Charles Fitzroy. That bloke that broke
down the other night.

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Where'd you meet him?

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Just bumped into each other in the ice
street.

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He's a spy.

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What?

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He's a spy.

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Trace?

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Do you know, it's a funny thing.

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I thought he was.

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Did you?

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Yeah. It was little things.

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Like how he kept taking photos with his
fag lighter.

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How he kept radioing home with his
watch.

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And when he took his jacket off and I
saw his shoulder holster had Made in

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Russia on it, I was sure he was wrong.

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You've had a few vino rothos gone down
your scrag just in a time and chance.

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I feel a bit woozy.

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Never mind woozy.

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What you are, my girl, is rat -arsed.

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Now, do you think you could come down to
Earth for a moment so we could discuss

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a very important matter?

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Yeah, of course, Shell.

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Only I don't think we should talk in
here.

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Why not?

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Because I expect the kitchen's bugged.

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You know, walls have ears.

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Oh, sorry, shall.

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All right, come on, tell me about this
Charles Fitzroy being a spy.

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When he come in here that night, right,
he did nothing but ask questions.

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Well, he was interested.

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I mean, why would he be spying on us? We
ain't got no secrets.

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We've got a big secret, Trace.

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How did this ad get paid for?

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Well, I don't know. They all never told
me.

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Look, if you wanted to find that ad,
you'd put a spy in the prison.

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They have.

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00:11:02,490 --> 00:11:06,080
What? That's what Chris told me. You're
joking.

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00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:07,360
I ain't.

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00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:10,560
Now, your Daryl did two things for a
living, right?

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He put up conservatories and he knocked
over banks.

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An unusual combination of occupations by
anyone's standards.

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Look, it's very important which of these
jobs paid for the AS.

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Because if it was bought with the
proceeds of crime, you and I could very

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find ourselves moving to Cardboard City.

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I can't believe he's a spy.

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Why not?

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All he did was ask questions. Yeah, it
was mainly about Dorian, though.

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Yeah, well, he was going round the
average a bit, weren't he?

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I mean, he's hardly likely to say,
excuse me, is your husband a bank

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he buy this gap with stolen money, is
he?

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He was boxing clever, Trace.

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Where's the milk?

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Eh? Oh, it's in a bag I left out front.

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I put it down to get my keys out and the
handle broke.

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There's a police car out the front.

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What? And look.

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Shell, there's coppers everywhere.

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Quick, out the back. Where are we going?

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Anywhere. Give us time to think. Well,
what for? We ain't done nothing.

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No, but you're there always.

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What do you want to do? Put your foot in
it with the old bill and get him

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another 12 years, eh? Oh, my God.

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Come on.

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Oh.

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Oh, God, I've got to get me keys.

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we living off, Trace? The 25 grand dough
hidden inside of his jag.

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Oh, my God.

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Exactly.

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Look, where did he get that money from?
I don't know. It was just money.

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Could be kosher.

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Trace, if you've got 25 grand kosher,
you do not stuff it into a tubeless

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believe me.

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What did you do with it? Put it in the
building society for the interest.

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Oh, well, that's it, isn't it?

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They found it.

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And now they want to know how you
suddenly got 25 grand.

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Oh, good. The bag I left at the front.

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They'll know we're here. It will look
suspicious if we don't answer.

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Police, open up.

255
00:13:13,090 --> 00:13:16,030
Oh, what are we going to do? We'll know
what I'm going to do. What? I'm going to

256
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panic.

257
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Say it was left here. What?

258
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Say your auntie died.

259
00:13:21,150 --> 00:13:22,150
Well, won't they check?

260
00:13:22,290 --> 00:13:24,230
Well, if they do, we're screwed anyway,
aren't we?

261
00:13:25,130 --> 00:13:28,110
What, are we going to say that we had a
puncture in the jag and some kind man

262
00:13:28,110 --> 00:13:30,030
stuffed it with fibre so we could drive
it home?

263
00:13:30,690 --> 00:13:32,890
Why are we going to say we didn't open
the door straight away?

264
00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:37,340
Um... I'll say you're upset because of
your bereavement, and I was hoping it

265
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weren't nothing important.

266
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Wish me luck.

267
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Good luck.

268
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Police! Anyone at home?

269
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Can I help you? Good day, madam.
Inspector Dracoff, Metropolitan Police.

270
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hoping you could help us with our
inquiries. You are Mrs Tracey Stubbs?

271
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No, she's through here. Follow me,
please. Thank you, madam.

272
00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,400
Oh, Tracey.

273
00:14:02,670 --> 00:14:06,710
I'm sorry I was so long answering the
door. Only Mrs. Stubbs' auntie's died.

274
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She's very upset.

275
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I was hoping not to have to trouble her.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, madam.

276
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They

277
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were

278
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very close.

279
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Dear me, this lady is your employer,
madam?

280
00:14:30,410 --> 00:14:31,410
No, she's my sister.

281
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Oh. I see.

282
00:14:33,550 --> 00:14:35,630
So she was your auntie as well.

283
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:44,290
I'm very upset as well.

284
00:14:46,610 --> 00:14:50,550
Well, I'm very sorry to intrude just
now, madam, but I'm afraid we need to

285
00:14:50,550 --> 00:14:51,550
you a few questions.

286
00:14:52,610 --> 00:14:55,470
It's in connection with a financial
investigation we're making.

287
00:14:58,070 --> 00:15:01,070
See the money she left me. Don't make up
for it.

288
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,820
Well, no, quite.

289
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:07,040
I mean, the 25 grand I got left by her
don't mean nothing to me.

290
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:08,600
We got left?

291
00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:12,320
We got left. What I put in the Kent and
Essex Building Society.

292
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:15,020
Bonus bill to extra high interest rate.

293
00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:19,520
I've got the book somewhere with the
number.

294
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:21,860
No, no, no, don't worry about that,
madam.

295
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,800
It don't go nowhere till all's making up
for her loss.

296
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,500
She was a wonderful woman.

297
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:29,880
Always by me, gobstoppers.

298
00:15:31,850 --> 00:15:33,270
Always taking me down the pie mash.

299
00:15:33,670 --> 00:15:35,490
Always frying me up when I was little.

300
00:15:37,530 --> 00:15:40,950
You've already paid this money into the
building society, madam? Yes.

301
00:15:41,210 --> 00:15:42,730
I thought it was the safest place.

302
00:15:43,030 --> 00:15:44,390
When did your aunt pass away?

303
00:15:45,390 --> 00:15:50,750
Well, you see... I had assumed that it
was a very recent bereavement. Well,

304
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:51,790
old Aunt Ruby.

305
00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:55,030
It was a very long and difficult
illness.

306
00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:59,370
She knew her end was coming, so she gave
us the money weeks ago.

307
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,040
She insisted.

308
00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:03,780
Insisted. Absolutely insisted.

309
00:16:04,820 --> 00:16:07,540
One ear was not taking it. False was
too.

310
00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:11,640
There was no way we couldn't take it.
Made us take it. Insisted.

311
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,360
We never had no option.

312
00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:16,980
Yes, I think I get the picture, madam.

313
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:21,520
And then... Then she finally died.

314
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:22,960
Last Thursday.

315
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,980
She died last Thursday, but the funeral
was yesterday.

316
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,280
Funeral was yesterday.

317
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,560
Oh, it was a lovely ceremony.

318
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,640
No flowers, donations to charity.

319
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,700
Poor old Aunty Gloria.

320
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:47,920
Gloria? I thought you said that... Poor
old Aunty Gloria was very upset.

321
00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:52,860
She had a funny turn at the graveside
when Aunty Ruby was lowered in.

322
00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:57,700
Yes, well, I was hoping, madam, you
could tell us where your neighbours, Mr

323
00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:58,700
Mrs Green, were.

324
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:04,920
That's why you're here, is it?

325
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:06,560
That's right, madam.

326
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:08,319
Well, you don't want to talk to us,
then?

327
00:17:08,599 --> 00:17:09,599
About anything else?

328
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:11,240
No, madam.

329
00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:12,420
Oh, right.

330
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:17,420
Can I see a cup of coffee, then? Oh, no,
I know. I should say, would you like a

331
00:17:17,420 --> 00:17:21,240
drink, officer? And you say, not when
I'm on duty, madam. And we all have a

332
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,240
cup of Rosie Lee, eh?

333
00:17:28,850 --> 00:17:33,470
She has terrible mood swings since Aunty
Ruby died. Gloria. Ruby died.

334
00:17:34,590 --> 00:17:37,150
Um, they are in Zurich, you say?

335
00:17:37,630 --> 00:17:38,630
Yes, that's right.

336
00:17:39,410 --> 00:17:41,750
So, what's it all about, then?

337
00:17:42,710 --> 00:17:44,490
Well, actually... About the Cook case.

338
00:17:46,210 --> 00:17:50,430
The Julian Cook case? The ones in all
the papers. Oh, yeah. Yeah, right.

339
00:17:50,710 --> 00:17:54,130
Yes, I was on the Nine O 'Clock News and
News at Ten last night, as a matter of

340
00:17:54,130 --> 00:17:55,130
fact.

341
00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:56,680
We saw that. When was you on?

342
00:17:57,100 --> 00:18:00,500
In the camel suit with the blue striped
shirt tie with duck song.

343
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,500
Talking to Martin, Martin Lewis.

344
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,060
I remember you.

345
00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:05,360
Yes.

346
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,320
You looked really smart.

347
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,880
Oh, well, when one is in the public eye,
one must make an effort.

348
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,900
Oh, well, well, fancy that.

349
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:17,360
This businessman who's fiddled millions
and now he's shopping all his mates.

350
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:18,880
Well... Yeah, I remember.

351
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:20,500
He's a DA.

352
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:21,700
A what?

353
00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:23,600
You know, farming slang.

354
00:18:24,060 --> 00:18:25,060
DA grass.

355
00:18:26,010 --> 00:18:27,010
Oh, yes.

356
00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:29,590
Well, actually, he's helping us with our
inquiries.

357
00:18:29,790 --> 00:18:32,150
And that was you on the telly and all.

358
00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:33,490
Afraid so.

359
00:18:33,790 --> 00:18:34,790
Here, Chase.

360
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:38,430
Inspector Draycott's on that case of
that crooked businessman that made all

361
00:18:38,430 --> 00:18:41,310
people bankrupt and that. He was on the
telly last night.

362
00:18:41,690 --> 00:18:44,490
Never. He was. We saw him.

363
00:18:44,850 --> 00:18:45,850
With Martin Lewis.

364
00:18:46,030 --> 00:18:47,030
Oh, yeah.

365
00:18:47,310 --> 00:18:49,510
I remember you now. Yeah.

366
00:18:50,010 --> 00:18:51,730
You had that tie on.

367
00:18:51,970 --> 00:18:52,970
With production.

368
00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:55,240
Must be great to be famous.

369
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,240
I'll be in the hall, sir. Yes.

370
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,080
Yes, wake in the hall, would you,
Philip?

371
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,800
Drake, isn't that a good picture of Mr.
Drake? Oh, yeah.

372
00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:14,780
That's my Herbie Frog suit.

373
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,700
I got it in the sale, of course.

374
00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:21,340
It's a big case, this, isn't it? Oh,
biggest of its kind in my lifetime.

375
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,200
Makes Ernest Saunders look like the
Winslow boy.

376
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:26,160
Well, I best you off.

377
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,940
No, that's all right. You can keep that
if you like. I've got others.

378
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,600
Oh, thank you. I tell you what.

379
00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:34,180
Little souvenir.

380
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,020
Tracy and... Sharon.

381
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,360
Sharon.

382
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:43,180
By the way, why do you call a grass a
district attorney?

383
00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:47,100
Duck's arse, sir.

384
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:57,720
Well, to be honest, I didn't enjoy it
much.

385
00:19:58,340 --> 00:20:01,780
Well, it's difficult, isn't it? Being
thrown together with someone you hardly

386
00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:02,780
know.

387
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:05,340
Dorian was with her husband, Cheryl.

388
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:06,880
That's what I'm saying.

389
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:09,320
Oh, I see.

390
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,600
Sharon's been sleeping in the knife
drawer again.

391
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:15,140
So it wasn't much of a second honeymoon,
then? Oh, no.

392
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,880
Marcus was far too busy with work for
anything like that, so I took myself off

393
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,080
skiing every chance I got.

394
00:20:20,580 --> 00:20:23,880
I didn't know you skied, Doc. I don't. I
hate anything athletic.

395
00:20:24,670 --> 00:20:25,810
but I simply love the gear.

396
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:30,110
So I took a few canters down the nursery
floats so I could collapse into the

397
00:20:30,110 --> 00:20:31,430
arms of those hunky instructors.

398
00:20:32,330 --> 00:20:35,250
I do love situations in which one could
be helpless, don't you?

399
00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:38,850
You are hopeless, Doris.

400
00:20:39,230 --> 00:20:41,930
You are a complete traitor to the
women's movement.

401
00:20:42,150 --> 00:20:45,150
As far as I'm concerned, Sharon, the
women's movement is what you do with

402
00:20:45,150 --> 00:20:46,150
pelvis.

403
00:20:49,230 --> 00:20:52,850
To school, then, Dor? Oh, don't be so
vulgar, Tracy.

404
00:20:53,580 --> 00:20:55,840
Oh, so you didn't. None of your
business.

405
00:20:56,980 --> 00:20:59,320
Well, yes, I did, as a matter of fact.

406
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,560
His name was Horst.

407
00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:09,500
He was a simply gorgeous Austrian with
blonde hair, bulging bicep, and... And

408
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:13,760
what? A stunning French girlfriend who
turned up on the last day. Still, nice

409
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:14,760
while it lasted.

410
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:19,280
Oh, God, there's that awful policeman.
What exactly happened?

411
00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:21,620
They surrounded your air store.

412
00:21:22,110 --> 00:21:23,470
There was old Bill everywhere. But why?

413
00:21:23,870 --> 00:21:25,330
Marcus hasn't done anything wrong.

414
00:21:25,570 --> 00:21:26,670
Oh, come off it, door.

415
00:21:26,950 --> 00:21:29,950
Marcus was the accountant for all these
blokes with his cookman shop.

416
00:21:30,230 --> 00:21:33,470
I mean, it does look suspicious. Well,
an accountant who doesn't look

417
00:21:33,470 --> 00:21:34,470
isn't trying.

418
00:21:36,310 --> 00:21:40,050
What happened to that cook bloke, Trace?
Two years in full dopen prison.

419
00:21:40,730 --> 00:21:41,730
Two years?

420
00:21:41,950 --> 00:21:42,950
He nicked millions.

421
00:21:43,330 --> 00:21:45,530
Well, he's a knob, isn't he? And he's in
a soft prison.

422
00:21:46,510 --> 00:21:49,890
Oh, and Chris nicks a few grand and they
go down for 12 years of stopping out.

423
00:21:50,030 --> 00:21:52,630
He nicks millions and he gets two years
in an holiday camp.

424
00:21:53,010 --> 00:21:56,210
Yes, but it was fraud, wasn't it? I
mean, it's not crime like criminals do,

425
00:21:56,210 --> 00:21:57,210
it?

426
00:21:59,810 --> 00:22:02,870
Well, don't be silly. You know what I
mean. I mean, you can't put a man like

427
00:22:02,870 --> 00:22:04,510
that into that sort of prison.

428
00:22:05,050 --> 00:22:06,130
Of course you can.

429
00:22:07,230 --> 00:22:10,970
Just because Chris and Daryl are working
class, they're stuck in a tiny cell

430
00:22:10,970 --> 00:22:12,810
with two other blokes and a bucket in
the corner.

431
00:22:13,430 --> 00:22:14,530
It's class, isn't it?

432
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:18,960
What it boils down to is if you're posh,
you're excused, Bucket. It's certainly

433
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:19,960
not class.

434
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:23,260
You wouldn't believe how common some of
the crooks I've met at dues with markers

435
00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:29,120
are. Dreadful little low -class cockneys
with polyester clothing, Japanese

436
00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:33,640
hatchbacks, cottages in Essex and
everything, perfectly revolting. If they

437
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:36,420
weren't making you money, you'd cross
continents to avoid them. It's certainly

438
00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:37,420
not class.

439
00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:39,640
Well, what is it, then?

440
00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:43,280
Well, it's very difficult to talk about
it with you two. You're so involved.

441
00:22:44,110 --> 00:22:48,010
It must be very hard for you. I do
understand that, but you've got to see

442
00:22:48,010 --> 00:22:49,950
difference. What difference?

443
00:22:50,550 --> 00:22:52,090
They both nicked money.

444
00:22:52,530 --> 00:22:56,050
Only this cook bloke nicked more of it,
that's all. Yes, but he didn't threaten

445
00:22:56,050 --> 00:22:57,050
anyone with a gun.

446
00:22:57,650 --> 00:23:01,330
People weren't about to get maimed or
killed. They were just going to have

447
00:23:01,330 --> 00:23:02,330
money removed.

448
00:23:04,190 --> 00:23:06,950
Unthinkably dreadful, but not physical
damage.

449
00:23:09,150 --> 00:23:10,129
I'm sorry.

450
00:23:10,130 --> 00:23:13,170
I really am. But your husbands used
guns.

451
00:23:16,420 --> 00:23:19,040
Well, I was all for avoiding it, Trace,
being armed, right?

452
00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:23,560
I was going to have a cucumber in a bag
kind of thing, a banana in my pocket and

453
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:24,820
a carrot stuffed down my trousers.

454
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,300
That way, I reckon if I did get nicked,
I was going to look pretty silly and

455
00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:31,960
cool, trying to make out I was robbing
this bank armed with a loaded banana.

456
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:34,380
I mean, it's bound to work, isn't it?

457
00:23:34,820 --> 00:23:38,500
If you were looking at a geezer and
you've got a stocking and gloves on and

458
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,280
you're looking dead hard and you're
pointing a bag with something long

459
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:45,280
it... And he'd say, give us the dosh or
I'll blow your wink off. I mean, even if

460
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:48,260
it does cross his mind that all you're
holding is 18 inches of shrink -wrapped

461
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,260
salad dish.

462
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,840
It takes a very confident geezer to call
you bluff, doesn't it?

463
00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:54,300
Eh?

464
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,360
The faintest twinge in his goolies, and
he's chucking the money at you like it

465
00:23:58,360 --> 00:23:59,360
was a mafia wedding.

466
00:24:00,340 --> 00:24:01,540
So what happened then?

467
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,000
Well, stress happened.

468
00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:08,280
I started thinking, what happens if I
come across one of these have -a -go

469
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,200
merchants? You know, plenty of them
about, God knows.

470
00:24:10,910 --> 00:24:15,250
He snatches me bag off, and here I am
looking like a Julie Green giant in an

471
00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:16,250
excited condition.

472
00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:21,170
Alarms going off, people jumping on me,
and nothing to defend myself with but a

473
00:24:21,170 --> 00:24:22,170
bag full of green grocery.

474
00:24:23,210 --> 00:24:25,770
Well, I was losing sleep over it.

475
00:24:26,230 --> 00:24:27,770
Me nerves were going something chronic.

476
00:24:28,690 --> 00:24:33,910
So Chris says, well, we'll take shooters
to wave about, we just won't load them.

477
00:24:34,050 --> 00:24:35,630
And I thought, yeah, that's all right.

478
00:24:36,410 --> 00:24:37,470
And then he says...

479
00:24:38,180 --> 00:24:41,840
let's just stick blanks in so if anyone
does have a go, at least we can make a

480
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:42,840
noise and scare them off.

481
00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:47,560
Well, when we come to get the blanks,
they was out of them.

482
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,540
Said they'd have to order them, take
three weeks.

483
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:54,560
You know what it's like, these geezers
down the trade counter, they don't want

484
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:55,560
to help you.

485
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,800
So we stuck real ones in.

486
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:00,760
Just for once, you know.

487
00:25:01,780 --> 00:25:02,880
The sort never got changed.

488
00:25:04,860 --> 00:25:06,300
We didn't have a shot that one, Trace.

489
00:25:06,830 --> 00:25:07,830
It's just policy.

490
00:25:09,690 --> 00:25:10,810
Daryl. What?

491
00:25:11,230 --> 00:25:13,250
When you come home... Yeah?

492
00:25:13,570 --> 00:25:14,690
Will we be all right?

493
00:25:15,330 --> 00:25:16,330
Financially?

494
00:25:16,470 --> 00:25:17,470
Oh, yeah.

495
00:25:17,910 --> 00:25:19,070
We're sitting pretty dull.

496
00:25:19,670 --> 00:25:24,210
I've got endowments, pensions and all
sorts maturing. All kosher.

497
00:25:24,510 --> 00:25:25,790
Really? Really.

498
00:25:26,230 --> 00:25:28,170
We'll be nicely set up, don't you worry.

499
00:25:28,850 --> 00:25:31,030
Might be able to get a nice little
cottage in Essex, eh?

500
00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:42,760
I've been crying.

501
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:46,760
We gathered that girl. What's wrong?

502
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,100
Some viper.

503
00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:56,500
Some gutless, snipey, bum -faced, slimy
little lick -spittling toad has

504
00:25:56,500 --> 00:26:02,480
told this verminous, rat -brained
journalist everything about me.

505
00:26:03,340 --> 00:26:09,180
Everything? Making me out to be some
kind of sex -mad man -hunter.

506
00:26:11,470 --> 00:26:15,650
This is tomorrow's colour supplement for
the Sunday.

507
00:26:16,570 --> 00:26:17,690
The Sunday!

508
00:26:18,190 --> 00:26:19,770
What is it, Trice?

509
00:26:20,010 --> 00:26:23,630
It's an article by a journalist called
Charles Fitzroy.

510
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:25,750
Is it?

511
00:26:27,850 --> 00:26:29,070
I've never heard of him.

512
00:26:30,290 --> 00:26:33,890
The story behind the story of the top
people's accountant.

513
00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:37,350
It's all about the private life of
Marcus Green. Well, exactly.

514
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,270
Marcus hadn't got a private life.

515
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,660
So the reptile has written about me
instead.

516
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,280
Well, you can't blame him, can you, Dor?
You've got more than enough private

517
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:49,300
life for the two of you. Well, what's
Mark going to say when he reads this?

518
00:26:50,340 --> 00:26:53,780
He'll think I'm some kind of man -mad
promiscuous trollop.

519
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:55,800
Oh, you are, Dor.

520
00:26:57,620 --> 00:26:58,860
Shut up, Tracy.

521
00:26:59,580 --> 00:27:02,760
I don't want my husband knowing about
me. I mean, this man has been on to Luke

522
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,060
and... and... everyone.

523
00:27:06,420 --> 00:27:07,500
Blimey, he must have been busy.

524
00:27:09,020 --> 00:27:10,120
It's all done with such...

525
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:14,500
Slimy innuendo. I mean, fancy Luke
kissing and telling.

526
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:19,660
But there is some evil little weasel
round here who has shocked me.

527
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:22,420
I have scoured that article.

528
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:27,980
And I have found a clue as to who the
festering little rat is.

529
00:27:29,380 --> 00:27:34,280
And you are going to help me find them
and scratch.

530
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:40,600
What's the clue?

531
00:27:41,020 --> 00:27:45,800
They live in this road And?

532
00:27:46,780 --> 00:27:48,880
They've got a dog called Godzilla